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Blew. Me. OFF.

My FUCKING DATE BLEW ME OFF for our DATE TONIGHT!! AAAAAAARGH!! I mean he’s 44. Get it to-fucking-gether!! I texted HIM about an hour ago saying “hi – we’re on for tonight, ja?” And he text back saying “uh, no”. Then tries … Continue reading

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Commuter Love

I had to travel to Boston for work recently, so I decided to avoid the airports and take the Acela. Tis the “fastest way to really fly”. I noticed a decent lookin’ fella noticing me, but didn’t think anything of … Continue reading

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Mr. Cranky Pants

A nice-sounding (this is key to remember) guy asked me out online, so I figured before I responded by saying “sure!” I’d check out his profile. I’m going to call this guy Mr.Cranky Pants because from the moment I saw … Continue reading

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LOVE the IDEA

OK people…here’s a question for you…and think about it before you answer HONESTLY to yourself: Are you in love with the person in your life, or in love with the IDEA of him/her…?? Again – no need to answer to … Continue reading

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Like A Virgin

I was out with the girls recently, chatting (as you do) over an awesome Italian Valpolicella at a great downtown Steak House.  She managed to silence a gaggle of girls with the following phrase: Should she de-flower a 34 year … Continue reading

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Farting?!?! REALLY???

OK people – having the word “FART” in your online account name profile and then sending a girl a measly “WINK” is about the most pathetic thing you could do. I mean…COME ON. I can’t make this shit up. The fact … Continue reading

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He’s all Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk…

It’s Sunday afternoon. Wintry – yet sunny – NYC Sunday afternoon. I’ve been emailing w/ a guy online and agree to meet @ 4pm for afternoon tea/coffee. Only after he asks me out and then asks ME to choose the … Continue reading

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Afternoon Delight!!

Ah the weekends… Mr. Fun and Fabulous Smoocher from last weekend popped over Friday late afternoon to say hello. I was feeling under the weather so he offered to come over to help me feel better. And better he did! … Continue reading

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War & Peace… VIA TEXT.

Oh my dear, beloved People. How…why…I mean…where to begin. Some of the jack asses in this City seriously never cease to fucking amaze me with their charm. Here’s what happened: I was supposed to have a blind afternoon coffee/tea date … Continue reading

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Chivalrous But…

We met for a late afternoon matinée in Union Square – he picked up the tix, I smuggled in the hot chocolate. You know you’ve done it. Post theatre we started discussing dinner options. He must have acquired amnesia during … Continue reading

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